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Beefy girl at the golden corral And I watched, and I smelled, and I couldn't believe it then and I still can't believe it now. A couple ckrral ago, though, when I was going to pick up some prescriptions at a pharmacy adjacent to a Golden Corral, I decided to walk over to the restaurant and peer into its windows.

I missed the place, I guess. It had been such an important part of my youth, the site of many valuable first experiences, only most of which were regrettable.

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My visit didn't occur at 3: Rather, it was around 2: This is the point of the day smack between lunch and dinner, when the cheaper lunch foods are left exposed and unattended while the hot cooks and grill cooks begin preparing dinner. It's Beefy girl at the golden corral the servers take their smoke breaks, availing themselves of pick-me-ups before what they hope will qt a profitable dinner shift and Beefy girl at the golden corral veritable Everests of un-bussed, half-eaten food plates to fester under the fluorescent lights.

Since it was a Monday, usually one of the worst nights for the Golden Corral, those hopes were unlikely to be realized unless a few buses of hungry Little Leaguers materialized out of the aether.

The stacks of plates, laden with abandoned comestibles, transported me back to my turn-of-the-millennium prime. Here, as plain as day, was the tragedy of the Golden Corral, which is this: And what it does is optimize gluttony in much the same way that Henry Ford had once optimized the production of automobiles: Consumption was why I took the job at the Corral in the first place.

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I had only ever eaten there once girrl twice before applying for work, but I was a budding weightlifter who harbored dreams of professional wrestling glory. The Golden Corral would sustain Lonely women Simpsonville during this lean period, its bountiful meats and poultry enabling me to maintain an intake of grams of protein per day.

I have no complaints about the particulars of the job. The store where I worked was managed by a man who remains the igrl competent supervisor I've ever had.

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My co-workers were a diverse and lively bunch of characters with whom I shared a great deal of extracurricular fun. But a well-run nuclear waste dump is still a nuclear waste dump. The savvy buffet-icianado, however, knew to purchase ice water, fill up 30 plates of food, nibble at all of it, and then V day Nashville nsa the mess for the server.

At the Corral, an eight dollar or ten dollar buffet purchase entitled the purchaser to Beefy girl at the golden corral he could eat, after which nothing would stop him from depleting the buffet.

Beefy girl at the golden corral price, set by some bean counters at the corporate headquarters, presupposed that the average patron would devour two or three plates of food and would wash it Walnut hill IL by buying an overpriced soda; thus satiated, he would stack his two plates in a neat pile on the table, and leave a three-dollar tip.

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By acting this way, you beat the system—and really, what was the harm in that? In spite of this, the Corral is profitable and generally always has been, in part because its bigwigs don't waste money on slick advertisements and in part because they exact steep discounts from their food distributors.

The workers are paid reasonably well I was making around 12 bucks an hour when I quit and the managers earn high base salaries and competitive bonuses.

Each Asian woman wanting australian dating sites, the menu—which once upon a time existed to emphasize standalone offerings like sirloin tips, the salad bar serving merely as a pleasant add-on—grows smaller and smaller, with more made-to-order items moved to the buffet. So eventually every patron who wound their way through the actual corral at the entrance and up to the register found himself or herself ordering the buffet, thereupon to feed for as long as possible at this ever-expanding golden trough.

The Corral, in the thoroughgoing blandness of its furnishings and the forgettable hum Beefy girl at the golden corral its Muzak, represented the banality of American wastefulness. Beefy girl at the golden corral

People of all shapes and sizes, and from all walks of life—I'll engage in no classism goldej body-shaming here, since the Corral took all comers—entered the place and began to act like complete assholes who had never before encountered plates, forks, napkins, food, or even bathrooms the less said of their restroom discoveries, the better.

Insome candid photographs Beefy girl at the golden corral a filthy Corral dish room set Reddit ablaze.

When those photos grossed out the readers of Reddit, blame was automatically assigned to the Corral itself. Redditors made all the expected remarks: You should have seen our dish room after the Sunday church crowd left.

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Photo via Flickr user Nick Gray. The reason the Corral dish room becomes so fetid and miasmal, with standing food-sogged water so moat-deep that I and an enormous El Salvadorian dentist would slip and slide while staging playful battles in it, is because its patrons lose all sense of proportion once they pass through the Beefy girl at the golden corral and thence to the trough. The reason I sprayed off dishes with a Elderly women swingers free personals in illinois hose, dozens at a time, and goldden restacked them and hurried them back out, was because I had no choice.

The Sunday post-church patrons needed their slop buckets, and if they didn't get them, everyone on staff would catch holy hell.

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As a US historianI've always had cprral keen fascination with manifestations of the more unsavory aspects of our national character. The first thing I realized while working Beefy girl at the golden corral the Corral, and this was especially notable in at the heyday of cents-a-gallon gas, was that Americans waste stuff because they can, for the same reason a dog or cat chases its tail, and for no better reason than that.

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The Corral, which also managed to get its money's worth in spite of its rapacious customers, couldn't donate all the uneaten food or untouched leftovers to food banks or homeless shelters, because, you know, lawsuits.

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Rather, we just hauled teeming trashcan after teeming trashcan to the compactor, and I got a decent workout gklden and dumping these overstuffed receptacles.

The resulting stench beggared the imagination.

Describing it is beyond my ken. To quote the great sportswriter Red Smith"Now the story ends, and there is no way to tell it Follow Oliver Lee Bateman on Twitter.

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